Must Read!!! Some Hoax We Believed While Growing Up

We grew up with the following mentalities below…

* All soft drinks are called minerals.

* All Fathers took first position while at school.

* India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

* If your wealth starts reducing, it’s your village people who are doing you.

* Rice and stew… every Sunday afternoon.

* Every commodity outside Africa is original.

* Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x.

* She’s a Calabar girl… so definitely, she must be good on bed.

* Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

* You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

* Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

* Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

* Every detergent is called Omo.

* Any rich Hausa man is an ‘Alhaji’, the poor ones are ‘Aboki’.

* Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

* If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!!!

* Only science students are smart.

* Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

* Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

* You must buy bread when traveling.

* When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof-top of the house and run round the house 7 times.

* Every noodle is called Indomie.

* Any girl who’s very pretty is referred to as “Mermaids’ while the very ugly ones are referred to as ‘Witches’.

* Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

* Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

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